Privacy & Legal


This privacy notice discloses the privacy practices for . This privacy notice applies solely to information collected by this website. It will notify you of the following:

  1. What personally identifiable information is collected from you through the website, how it is used and with whom it may be shared.
  2. What choices are available to you regarding the use of your data.
  3. The security procedures in place to protect the misuse of your information.
  4. How you can correct any inaccuracies in the information.

Information Collection, Use, and Sharing is GDPR and COPPA Compliant. We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. All information on this site is non-identifiable (beyond email consent through WordPress) and interactions on is not recorded beyond data submission for Mary-Anne’s gadgets. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone.

We will use your information to respond to you, regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order. We use a third party client, Mailchimp to collect and maintain email information provided to join our website. MailChimp is GDPR compliant, along with WordPress.

Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy – you may unsubscribe at anytime.

Your Access to and Control Over Information
You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time. You can do the following at any time by contacting us via the email address or unsubscribing.

We take precautions to protect your information. When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline.

We do not collect sensitive information (such as credit card data), and all data is transferred as encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way. You can verify this by looking for a lock icon in the address bar and looking for “https” at the beginning of the address of the Web page.

While we use encryption to protect sensitive information transmitted online, we also protect your information offline. Only employees who need the information to perform a specific job are granted access to personally identifiable information. The computers/servers in which we store personally identifiable information are kept in a secure environment.

If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, you should contact us immediately via email or the contact page.


Legal Disclaimer

Everything on is Copyright 2018 Jason VanHorn.

All works and derivatives on this website are the property and copyright of Jason VanHorn and may not be used, transmitted or reproduced without written consent from Jason VanHorn.

You are not allowed to reprint or publish the content of the Website in any way without our written consent. You may, however, post links to or to any public posts, providing the posting is done in a legal manner (e.g. not on malicious sites or with malicious intents). Altering or selling the content on this site is forbidden. For permissions, contact the author at alabasterdangermond [at] gmail[dot] com. All content is owned or licensed to Jason VanHorn and may not be used by anyone else. We are not responsible for any illegal use or copyright infringement relating to photos used by users of the Website.

COPPA is committed to protecting children and youth and conforms to COPPA compliance according the USA FCC rules. invites pre-teens to submit spy/secret weapons for Mary-Anne’s laboratory on the page: To protect children, no name or identifier is requested. Instead, a fictitious code name is requested, along with age, and gadget details. No additional details are collected.

Submission of email data requires users be 13 years or older.